A Losing Combination

Today’s timeline:

6:30 Get up to pee. (Hmm…that was a bit uncomfortable.)
7:30 Car attempts to wake me up. (But the sheets are so warm!)
7:45 Car actually wakes me up.
7:45 – 8:50 Getting ready for work (My throat is a little tender. *cough*)

Wow. I’m really bored with this format. That was short-lived.

Basically, today was a very long day. It was made nigh eternal by the onset of bronchitis and a raging bladder infection.

Fun fact: remember how I have stress incontinence? (I like to bring that up in case you forget about it. After all, I have a certain reputation to protect.) Now that I’ve reminded you, let’s review the basics. I have bronchitis. It makes me cough a lot. I have a bladder infection. It makes me want to cry when I pee. I have stress incontinence. It makes me pee when I cough.

Are you with me?

I do not like this day. I kind of want to punch it in the nads, but I think I’ll go to sleep instead.