He didn’t learn it from me!

19 12 2010

I dragged my plague-riddled self to the dinner table tonight, only to be greeted by the sight of Big G brandishing a whisk, chanting, “Zombie whacker! Zombie whacker!” Of course, Car looks at me and says, “I blame this on you.”

What the crap, Car? Okay, yes, I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl. I thought Shaun of the Dead was a fantastically funny movie. But it’s not like I sit and talk to the boys about the impending zombie apocalypse. Heck, I couldn’t even sit in the same room when Car played the Resident Evil games. They were too creepy for me. Shut up. I know I’m a pansy, and I’m okay with that.

This is like when I asked Car to stop saying “butt” (I prefer “bum” coming out of a toddler’s mouth) and he claimed innocence, but then a minute later I heard him tell Little G, “We need to change your stinky butt!”


But I’m a very mature person and won’t blame this on Car. I think I’ll pin it on preschool. Big G is five, after all. We can’t expect him to be oblivious to brain-eating monsters forever.

In completely unrelated news, I now have over 1000 followers on Twitter. I find this 1) awesome 2) bizarre and 3) a frightening statement about approximately 1000 people.




3 responses

20 12 2010

Forget the whisk. Here’s how you can pin this on Car: If he starts stockpiling semiautomatic weapons and ammo, you’ll know he’s the one indoctrinating Big G about the impending Zombie Apocalypse. Either that, or Obama’s election has convinced him it’s the End Times.

20 12 2010

I found Resident Evil kind of obnoxious. House Of The Dead 2 is where it’s at.

And now, I need to go connect my Dreamcast and play that for weeks. Thanks, Jenn!

19 12 2010

I’d really like to know his position on unicorns, though. Please report back.

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