Dear Mr. Tarantino,
In deference to your body of work, I’m giving you first dibs on this obvious blockbuster. You’re welcome.
*I’m not going to explain why this is so funny I practically peed myself. Use your Google, people. You’ll get it, and then you’ll shake your heads sadly at what a geek I am, but it won’t matter because seriously? I’m one of the most hilarious people I know.
Like Swimming 
http://www.grupo-monarca.com/monarca/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=26&Itemid=62
That’s the only thing I can find relating any sort of bird to ‘aves maria.’ Please, please tell me what the funny is!!
::golf claps::
However my fiancee loved it. I subscribed to yer feed.
see ya on the twitter.
Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!