Dear Mr. Tarantino,
In deference to your body of work, I’m giving you first dibs on this obvious blockbuster. You’re welcome.
*I’m not going to explain why this is so funny I practically peed myself. Use your Google, people. You’ll get it, and then you’ll shake your heads sadly at what a geek I am, but it won’t matter because seriously? I’m one of the most hilarious people I know.