I’m pretty OCD about my email. I’m not a person who has, say, a few hundred unread messages lurking about. Does that mean I’m great about replying? Oh, no. But I do read it! Hey, that has to count for something. The point is, I like a clean mailbox. Right now I have 2 unread messages in my inbox, and that’s only because one is a reminder from my credit card company and I’m leaving it unread to remind myself to pay the bill. Also? I’m so OCD that I just had to check to see what the other unread message was. My national pharmacy tech certification is expiring, in case you were wondering.
Anyway, I do have a point here. That point is that I actually left a message sitting in the spam folder for, like, a month because it entertained me enough to blog about it. See how much I love you people? And it’s not even that funny! I know. I’m a sad, sad woman.
So here’s my question: if, per the Viagra/Cialis/Levitra commercials, a man is supposed to contact medical professionals if his erection lasts more than four hours, what should said man do when it lasts three months?
Inquiring minds want to know. I want to know!