Where else can I have conversations like this?
Pharmacist (about to give flu shot): Which arm would you prefer?
Customer: You can give it to me wherever you want.
Pharmacist: Oh, come on. It wasn’t even that funny.
Customer: What’s not that funny?
Pharmacist: “That’s what she said.”
Me: How was that not funny?
And let’s be honest—work would be far less fulfilling without loudspeaker announcements like this one (which incapacitated the pharmacy staff for several minutes):
“I need someone to take a delivery in the back end.”
I love my job.