I’ve been to a lot of physical therapy. No, really. A lot.
Now, I know I have a terrible memory, but I’m pretty sure this has never happened:
*Many thanks to Rachel, who bought this horribly inappropriate coloring book for her children.
**Sure, the coloring book says it’s all about what kids want to be when they grow up, but seriously? Rachel obviously needs to pay a little more attention to what she’s teaching her kids.
***Of course, her son is the kid I once saw squatting in her front yard, so I can’t say I’m that surprised.
****Hi Rachel! I love you!