A Scarcity of Cialis

24 09 2010

A man walked into the pharmacy at 8:30 tonight. No, this isn’t going to be one of those rants about people coming in at the last minute. Sorry to disappoint you. It was a really slow night, and 8:30 isn’t that late anyway. See how nice I am?

His prescription was for the latest ED innovation – a daily regimen of low-dose Cialis. This is supposed to return the spontaneity that was lost when men had to plan their sex one whole hour in advance. Since it’s a fairly recent development, we don’t have it perpetually in stock.

I did not enjoy sharing this news. Or telling him to enjoy his weekend.

Okay, I might have enjoyed that last part just a little.

What I enjoyed the most? The part where I pulled the double strength pills out to see if we could cut them in half and then, without thinking, asked, “Wait–is it extended release?”

*snort*

Admit it. I wouldn’t be nearly as funny if I had a mature sense of humor.

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5 responses

25 09 2010
Sara

Brilliant, as always.

But, inquiring minds want to know – *were* you able to cut the double strength ones in half and make the poor guy’s Friday night??

25 09 2010
Jenny

Nope. Probably not his favorite weekend ever.

25 09 2010
andygirl

extended release. snort. classic.

25 09 2010
talesofmy30s

Why would a man wait until 8:30 on a Friday night to try to fill that particular prescription anyways? *headdesk*

25 09 2010
andygirl

he’s a man. we can’t expect them to plan ahead. dur.

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