I was going to title the post “rolled dick,” but I was really concerned about the kind of spam that would attract.
I was writing a really intense post but got distracted by coverage of the fire in Herriman. I’ve had enough requests to explain yesterday’s post that I’m dedicating tonight to enlightening y’all as best I can.
My cousin, Dennis, asked DeVere what he’d like for breakfast. DeVere asked for eggs, and when Dennis came back with the eggs, DeVere said something along the lines of, “I’d like some rolled dick.”
I’m guessing it’s somehow related to spotted dick which, according to Wikipedia, is “a steamed suet pudding containing dried fruit (usually currants) commonly served with custard.” Did you just throw up a little in your mouth? Because I’m pretty sure I did. If you didn’t, click on that there “suet” link. You’re welcome.
So I can’t tell you exactly what rolled dick is. What I can tell you is that I do not recommend, in any way, shape, or form, that you Google it.
Trust me on this one.