I worked 10 hours today. While at work, I had this telephone conversation with my husband:
Car: “So…if the kids ran around in the sprinklers, does it count as a bath?”
Car: “Little G’s skin feels softer!”
Me: “Honey, no. There must be soap involved.”
Car: “I should’ve gotten them with the dog shampoo.”
*Dear WordPress Proofreader, why do you hate contractions so? Were you betrayed by a contraction? Deceived? Whatever may have happened, you need to move past it and accept that I refuse to use entire words when apostrophes will suffice.