Every week I do the church bulletin. This includes the program for Sunday’s meeting, various and sundry announcements, and leadership phone numbers. I always put a picture and an inspirational quote. I’m uplifting like that.
A few weeks ago, during my search for a deep and meaningful quote, I stumbled across this on the LDS Church Website:
Great quote, but I think it’s time for Barbara to have a little work done.
And yes, I’m totally going to Hell for this one.