Vegas Wrap-up, Part I

21 06 2010

It’s gonna take me a while to cover all of this, so I’ll split it into several parts.

Apparently the first thing I need to tackle is the frozen virgin issue, as so many of my friends and family members are concerned that I’ve started down a road which involves human sacrifice. Behold:

FYI, either they use one login for everyone on the cash register, or Diana H has one massive testosterone problem.

Next up: Things that should never be in the bathroom. I realize this first one is commonplace in the hotel milieu…I just don’t understand why.

I feel like I can never call someone in their hotel room, for fear they might be sitting on the toilet. I don’t want to talk to someone when he or she is sitting on the toilet.

The second one is a little more frightening.

Dude. There’s a cup holder next to that toilet. A freaking cup holder. And as I scratched my head and wondered who could possibly want to use that, a woman wandered into the bathroom holding a cup. Seriously. You can tell me all you want that it’s for the little buckets of coins, but I saw a woman walk in with a beverage, and now I’m scarred for life.

That’s all I have for now. The boys are demanding attention, silly children. I shall report back later.

*The WordPress proofreader has been surprisingly kind to me lately. It must know I need positive reinforcement.




7 responses

2 07 2010
Why Bother? « Like Swimming

[…] got frozen slushy-type drinks. You could order them with or without alcohol. I ordered mine virgin (I even have the receipt to prove it!), since I’m good and pure and always try to do the right thing. Well, mostly the last one. […]

25 06 2010

i wouldn’t touch a bathroom phone without being double gloved. especially in vegas. do you know what might be on that thing?!!

21 06 2010

you are hilarious. and i love having a phone in the bathroom – i grew up with one . That way, when you are lounging in the bath tub, you can talk on the phone. But that was back in the day when you only had corded phones. Now, I just take my cell phone to the bath with me. 🙂

21 06 2010

Wait! That’s not my Mountain Dew!!

21 06 2010
Kristina P.


21 06 2010

The cupholder in the bathroom is killing me!!! 🙂 Just so many things that are wrong about that…

21 06 2010

The telephones in the hotel bathrooms in Vegas were about the most amusing thing about the city. (Not a fan, even before I stopped drinking.)

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