I just realized that’s the second post this week with “myself” in the title. Wow. Could I be any more self-centered? Of course, it’s my blog, and if I want to be self-centered, I will! Niener niener.
Car is going out of town tomorrow. When he first asked if it would be okay (ages ago) I said sure, why not? The silly man believed I meant it, and now I have to be all alone with two kids until Saturday night!
I’m obviously feeling very emphatic, based on the number of words I’ve italicized so far.
Except I won’t be totally alone, because I’ll probably spend a few nights at my parents’ house. Plus, he’s only going to be gone until Saturday–less than four days.
It’s entirely possible I’m just jealous that he gets to sleep for three nights. By himself. In the dark. Maybe I’ll call his cell phone in the middle of the night so he can hear Little G screaming. Would that be so wrong? I think not.
So be forewarned: The next few days of blog posts will be fueled by loneliness and self-pity.
Oh, crap. I just realized that means they won’t be any different from all my other posts. And yet…you’re still reading. Suckers.
Since you are still reading, I want to tell you all how much I love my readers. I’m going to make a real effort to start replying to your comments, because I don’t want you to think that I’m not paying attention.
While I’m at it, I really think you should read this hilarious post. It’s short, sweet and pee-your-pants funny.
*Shut up, WordPress editor. Niener is a completely legitimate word.