Yesterday I was driving south on I-15 and came across the following billboard: “Because it takes humans to raise chickens humanely.”
Because, you know, hens go all Mommie Dearest as soon as their eggs hatch. Yeah.
And don’t even get me started on the punctuation on the Utah Dairy billboards. “our Product. my Passion.” Seriously? Unless you’re ee cummings, you don’t get to mess with orthography. Yes, that is my $5 word of the day. Thanks for asking.