I’ve been spending the last day trying to decide how to make my first blog post witty, insightful and relevant. I drew a blank, so instead I’m going to talk about erectile dysfunction.
First of all, not that I was ever particularly enamored of the song “Viva Las Vegas,” but “Viva Viagra”? Really?
But that’s secondary to my real focus here, which is: “Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex.”
I did not make that up.
Can you imagine that conversation? “Listen, honey, I’d really like to have sex with you, but first I need to consult with my physician.”
This is now my favorite disclaimer in an ED ad, narrowly edging out the warning to seek medical help if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours.
“Set the timer, honey!”
Also, am I the only person who thinks that maybe the couple in the Cialis commercial wouldn’t need medication if they just…I don’t know…sat in the same bathtub?
And there you have it. My first blog post, guaranteed to attract spammers aplenty in the comments. Score!
Stay tuned for my super-big rant about Super Why. Oh, yeah. You know you can’t wait.